Monday, October 18, 2010

Aphex in Ibiza

sometimes when I'm djing at da club, i just wanna play some really weird shit, but then i get all self conscious because there's like two lame girls and a guy with a fedora on the dance floor, and i know they will just leave if i try anything crazy. so i do it anyway, and they leave, and there i am all alone ...just me, my records, and a big club system. it's time like these that i play stuff just to hear it really loud, no matter how abrasive or innappropriate it may be.

it seems like aphex does this same thing, except in front of thousands of people, for thousands of dollars. what a pimp.

this article
about his appearance in ibiza is purty good. i've never been to ibiza but i imagine at as the spawning ground for international gigolo poseurs, the ultimate douchebags of the world. the aphex gig cost 70 euro for the night! i would've enjoyed being there to have aphex acid sprayed all over my face, and to watch the horror in the eyes of the eurotrash cocaine empire heiresses as they drunkenly danced to beats that don't exist.

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